Shoot Straight

Quindi eseguire con il fulmine
  • person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
  • me: nope
  • person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
  • me: i'm not
"HAVE YOU EVER" hour. DO IT.
  • Okay people, this is your chance.
  • 1. had sex?
  • 2. bought condoms?
  • 3. gotten pregnant?
  • 4. failed a class?
  • 5. kissed a boy?
  • 6. kissed a girl?
  • 7. had a job?
  • 8. left the house without my wallet?
  • 9. bullied someone on the internet?
  • 10. sexted?
  • 11. had sex in public?
  • 12. smoked weed?
  • 13. smoked cigarettes?
  • 14. smoked a cigar?
  • 15. drank alcohol?
  • 16. been to a wedding?
  • 17. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
  • 18. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
  • 19. been late for school?
  • 20. kissed in the rain?
  • 21. showered with someone else?
  • 22. been outside my home country?
  • 23. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
  • 24. had lice?
  • 25. gotten my heart broken?
  • 26. had a credit card?
  • 27. been to a professional sports game?
  • 28. broken a bone?
  • 29. been unhappy about my weight?
  • 30. won a trophy?
  • 31. cut myself?
  • 32. been on a diet?
  • 33. rode in a taxi?
  • 34. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
  • 35. been to a concert?
  • 36. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
  • 37. had braces?
  • 38. wore make up?
  • 39. lost my virginity before I was 16?
  • 40. kissed someone a different race than myself?
  • 41. Snuck out of the house?
  • 42. had oral sex?
  • 43. dyed my hair?
  • 44. met someone famous?
  • 45. been on vacation?
  • 46. been on a boat?
  • 47. been on an airplane?
  • 48. prank called someone?
  • 49. taken a pregnancy test?
  • 50. been suspended from school?
awwww-cute:

Just give it to me straight doc

awwww-cute:

Just give it to me straight doc

jaclcfrost:

princesskaijugroupie:

jaclcfrost:

what do you mean babies aren’t delivered by storks

next you’re gonna tell me that birds don’t grow from bird seed?

what do you mean birds don’t grow from bird seed

awrittenlifetime:



I couldn’t have said it better. 

One of the best things I’ve ever seen

Someone finally fucking said it.

awrittenlifetime:

I couldn’t have said it better. 

One of the best things I’ve ever seen

Someone finally fucking said it.

liftedeyes:

liftedeyes:

My friends are amazing at Cards Against Humanity

I’ve never posted anything that deserved to go more viral than this.

liftedeyes:

liftedeyes:

My friends are amazing at Cards Against Humanity

I’ve never posted anything that deserved to go more viral than this.

where-ischarleslee:

"My mind is a battlegroundwhipped and ripped asundertorn from thevery fabric of reality.”

                     —- Raven.

monobeartheater:

ohremus:

*seductively walks up to a hot person at a party* so what hogwarts house are you in? 

I’m not even going to lie if someone did this we’d be dating within the hour